EXPECTING your first child is an exciting time (when I say an exciting time. Exciting for you and your partner – boring as hell for everyone else).
“We are going to be actual grown up parents,” you exclaim, waving around a urine-covered stick, “to a cute little baby!” Continue reading
ACCORDING to the experts, when you have children, regular date nights with your partner is key to a successful relationship.
Forget communication, mutual love and respect or not marrying a dick; apparently the secret to a happy and healthy relationship is to go on a date. At bloody night.
But according to me (expert on nothing) this is rubbish. Here is why: Continue reading
How To Survive A Sleep Thief 