How Not to Punch People When You Have a Baby Who Does Not Sleep

punchWhy is it that when you have a baby who does not sleep everyone else you meet seems to have a baby who does sleep?

Don’t get me wrong. I think it is great. I am honestly happy for these people.

I don’t even mind when they tell me about it.

Which they do.

Every time I see them. Continue reading

WHY NOTHING IS WHAT YOU EXPECTED WHEN YOU WERE EXPECTING (BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIES)

20130430_180644WHY is it when you have a baby everyone starts lying to you?

Some lie to make you feel better (health visitors, netmums, well-meaning friends) and some lie to make you feel worse (health visitors, netmums, not so well-meaning friends).

Of course, I only found this out two babies later.  From the moment I arrived home with my first born I made the mistake of believing that everything people told me about babies was TRUE! Continue reading