It is time to come clean.
After two babies and three years of severe sleep deprivation I have done a few things I am less than proud of.
I am not a bad person. But when you are so tired you can barely remember your own name – it is a matter of survival.
You can read my embarrassing confessions by clicking over to Metro UK. 
Please don’t judge me too harshly!
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Love this list, I’ve def done many of these. I remember dropping baked beans on my son’s face while breastfeeding, have slept in baby sick on several occasions and regularly fantasize about smothering my husband with a pillow!
Ha ha! Yep. I think i am now immune to the smell of baby sick. I don’t seem to notice it!
Nail. On. Head. Our television often “breaks,” as do the loud toys. I feel like that’s the only way to stay sane and not get as many meltdowns as you would if you just said No! There’s a lot of eye rolling in our house, too. And of course, the pocket finger.
Kids tv is always breaking down in our house.. I suspect my toddler is planning a stern letter to the BBC when she learns to write! :
Oh got to love the pocket finger!!
So many of these ring true. Mouthing “FFS” and childishly flicking the Vs behind toddler’s back happening a bit too often, mainly since the arrival of #2. I *might* have also stretched the truth a tad once or twice about how little baby has napped in order to explain away the piles of unwashed dishes and toy-bombed living room…
Thank GOD it is not just me!!
Per usual, so many great things! I feel like we could be sweary, smelly, non-bra washing good friends in another universe 😉
Ha ha we could.. the world would be very afraid!
Ha! Great list. I never wash my bra these days, I’m so grim. I also let my son play with / do anything to get a minute of peace, I’m teaching him such awful habits. Oh, and lately I really can’t help but call him an arsehole under my breath when he is being stroppy and unreasonable. I do it so often, it’s almost become a term of endearment.
I feel both better and worse for admitting all that!
Cheers! Ha ha I say an under the breath ‘for fucks sake’ so often it is like my secret catchphrase. ..
Glad it’s not just me!